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Maskerade, by Terry Pratchett

This tale of Discworld follows shortly after Lords and Ladies
and takes Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg to Anhk-Morpork (Magrat Garlick
is now a Queen rather than a Witch, and is therefore otherwise occupied).
They are in pursuit of two things: Agnes (Perdita) Nitt, who might just
succeed Magrat as one of the local witches; and the publisher of Nanny’s
cookbook (a collection of dishes with aphrodisiac properties) which has
sold thousands of copies with virtually no recompense to Nanny. But
that’s only what the book’s about; it’s not what the book is.

And what the book is, is a parody of that great Broadway Smash of the
1990’s, Andrew Lloyd Weber’s most overblown production, Phantom of the
Opera
, a show which I have seen and which I personally cannot abide.
(I might perhaps expand on that at a later time). Few of Pratchett’s
books are so narrowly targetted as this one, but it’s very well done,
with lots of excellent bits and wonderful lines; plus there are some
walk-ons from some of the usual Ankh-Morpork suspects. The opera will
never be the same.

Lords and Ladies, by Terry Pratchett

This book follows directly after Pratchett’s Witches Abroad,
and concerns what happens after Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, and Magrat
Garlick return home. Highest among the scheduled event is the coming
Royal Wedding; Magrat and King Verence have had an understanding for some while
(if two people who can’t talk to each other without getting tongue-tied
can be said to have an understanding), and the great day is approaching.
But there are troublesome currents among the young girls of Lancre.
They are wearing black clothing and white makeup, choosing new names like
Diamanda and Perdita (yes, that’s right–they’re Goths), and taking up
the study of magic, much to Granny Weatherwax’s disgust.

And to Granny Weatherwax’s dismay as well, as it soon becomes clear that
only Perdita Nitt (nee Agnes) has any talent in that direction at all.
But the leader of the girls has been spending time near the Dancers, a
ring of stones on a high meadow. The Dancers guard one of the entrances
to Faerie, and Diamanda has been getting her power from the Faerie Queen.

This is not a good thing, for reasons that unfold during the tale.
But the important thing to remember is that before J.R.R. Tolkien
came along and redefined elvishness for ever, elves were called “the
Fair Folks” and “the Lords and Ladies” and such like names for one
simple reason–it simply didn’t do to make them mad. Or to attract
their attention, for that matter.

Along with all of this, you also get choice information about the Stick
and Bucket Dance, Ancient Lancre History, what it takes to be the
greatest blacksmith in the world, and the farrier’s word–that secret
word that allows the blacksmith to shoe any horse, no matter how spirited.

On the whole, I’d not say that this one’s quite as good as its two
predecessors….but I enjoyed it all the same.

A Few More Words About Christmas

For the past couple of years, I’ve been singing with the praise team at
our Church on Sunday mornings.

Looking back at it, I see that that statement doesn’t have the air of
absurdity on the screen that it has in my mind. Let me explain: I love
to sing. I sing wandering about the house, I sing to the kids, I sing to
Jane (usually silly made up lyrics to tunes I know). But as it happens,
I have very little musical training. I sang in the Glee Club for part of
a year when I was in third or fourth grade; I’ve taken a piano lesson or
two; I’ve taught myself to read music and play the recorder middling
well. I’ve had no training in choral singing whatsoever beyond singing in
the congregation on Sundays. I might add, Jane was in choir all the way
through Junior College–her best and oldest friends are mostly from those
days–so I have some notion of what I’m lacking.

Now, our praise team. Our music director has sung with the a
capella
group Chanticleer; he also plays a mean piano. Among the
other volunteers are folks who play flute, saxophone, cello, and bass
professionally. The musicianship of these folks makes my mind boggle–or,
more precisely, boggle is just what my mind would do if I had to deal
with the changes and complications they take in stride. And then most
(probably all) of the other singers have considerably more choral
experience than I do.

And I get to sing with these folks! I feel rather like the smoldering
wick of Matthew 12:20.

Now, I don’t mean to say that I sing badly, so that it’s an act of mercy
to allow me to sing with the praise team; nor do I mean to say that
somehow, miraculously, I sing with such natural talent that I can perform
at their level. Frankly, I have no real idea how well I sing.
Adequately, apparently. But it’s a real blessing for me to be able to
sing in church in this way, worshipping God, and nowhere has this been
more apparent than this Christmas.

This is the first year since I–

A digression: Jane, David, and James are next door in the bedroom,
singing, “No, no, no, no, yes yes, yes yes,” to the tune of the Blue
Danube Waltz. It’s a moment I thought should be remembered.

This is the first time since I began singing with the team that I was
available to sing at the Christmas service. It was a big time
commitment, as there were lots of rehearsals, but when the service came
around, we were good. Our service music is always a mixture of
traditional and contemporary styles, and so we began with a traditional
reading of “Joy to the World”. We followed that with one of my
favorites, a song called “The Hands That First Held Mary’s Child”. It’s
our music director’s arrangement (and I think maybe his words too), to
what he calls a “traditional Scottish tune” but which I know as the melody
to the Irish song “Star of the County Down”. It’s got a rhythm that just
about picks you up out of your chair. Then we did a rocking, swinging
version of “Go Tell It On The Mountain” that begins quietly with a sax
solo and grows until by the end the roof is practically coming down. And
then a modern arrangement of “Angels We Have Heard On High” with that
beautiful “gloria in excelsis”. Later we did “What Child Is This”,
“Silent Night” (never my favorite, but it was still soft and lovely) and
then the amazing piece of the night, a Latin seven-part Ave Maria. I
sang bass, more or less. I don’t know how we pulled it off, but we
sounded really good, much better than we ever did in rehearsal. And
finally, we ended with an arrangement of Mannheim Steamroller’s version
of “Deck the Halls”.

In short, I spent more time preparing myself for Christmas this year than
maybe I ever have; and more of that preparation time in plain worship
than I would usually engage in either. And it shows. I can feel it.
Christ is more present to me this Christmas than ever before.

Go, tell it on the mountain,
Over the hills and everywhere!
Go, tell it on the mountain,
That Jesus Christ is born!

Again, God bless you and your families during the coming year. Merry
Christmas.

Sweetness and Light

Jane just made some Christmas cupcakes,
because, as she told David, “It’s Jesus’ birthday.”

“How many years old is he?” asked David.

“About two thousand.”

His eyes got wide: “Do we have that many candles?”

A few moments later he added, “How do we send a cupcake to Heaven?”

Jane’s still wondering what to tell him.

The Great Purge

The Great Purge has begun. Moving my study has meant fitting all
of our books into less space, which practically speaking means purging
the collection of those books we no longer want or need. This is
generally a traumatic experience–at least, it was the last time I did
it–but time and the presence of three children have changed many things,
and perhaps it will be easier this time.

In any event, I decided that I wanted to keep a list of the books I was
getting rid of, so that in some future time when I’m looking for them I
need not remain in doubt over why I can’t find them on the shelves. And
given that, I thought it would be fun to list them here, with the reasons
why I’m getting rid of them. So here it is, more or less a collection of
mini-reviews of books I not only didn’t read in the last month, but may
have never succeeded in reading ever:

Books I No Longer Want

The Great Ideas, by Mortimer J. Adler. This is an
amazing book, a tome among tomes, the product of a truly frightening
amount of scholarship and synthesis. I was introduced to it (truly, this
is a book that needs an introduction; only the very bold would dare
presume to strike up an acquaintance with it without one) by my friend
Rick Saenz, a man whose opinions I respect. Alas, when I first attempted
to make use of the book to research one of the “Great Ideas”, I found
that the book is an outstanding soporific, either as reading material or
(due it its weight) as a blunt instrument. I think I’ll take my ideas a
little less highly refined in future.

Windows Millenium: The Missing Manual by David Pogue. I
bought this when I got my present laptop with Windows ME pre-installed.
Windows ME doesn’t come with much of a manual, and I thought this might
be helpful. Perhaps it was; I no longer recall. What I do know is that
I’ve not had any reason to refer to it in the last two years.

Philosophical Explanations, by Robert Nozick.
Nozick was, so I’m given to understand, one of the great philosophers of
our time. I first heard of him when he died some time ago, and was inspired by
an article about him to send away for this book. The article described
it as playful, whimsical, interesting, a book not just for professional
philosophers but for any thinking person. Indeed, one of the blurbs on
the back cover says, “It is important for you, whoever you are, to
read…this book.” I have no idea what the ellipsis in the previous
sentence represents, but I suspect that the full sentence was something like the
following: “It is important for you, whoever you are, to read books of
all kinds, except for maybe this book.

To be fair, I got through maybe a hundred pages of this difficult and
abstruse book, and on that evidence I must say that Nozick was
able to write with clarity and humor about difficult metaphysical
problems, with no detail lost, no matter how small. But following him
through the logic was exhausting, and I finally was forced to confess
that I had far less interest in the questions he was addressing than he
did.

Our Southern Highlanders, by Horace Kephart. I
picked up this book six or seven years ago when a good friend of ours
(now, alas, deceased) was doing a Great Purge of her own. Since then
I’ve looked at it on the shelf any number of times without the slightest
temptation to open it and read its contents.

XML Elements of Style, by Simon St. Laurent. XML
is something every technogeek needs to be familiar with these days; I’ve
tried to make use of it several times, only to founder on the same
rock–what I’ve been doing instead of XML has been easier and more
convenient for me. In any event, this book didn’t add notably to my
understanding.

Politics in the Ancient World, by M.I. Finley.
Cambridge University Press has an imprint called “Canto”, which they use
for books they think might reach a wider audience. I’ve bought quite a
few of them now, and some of them are very good. This one, however, was
too dry for words. As a history buff and as a sometimes-aspiring author,
I thought a discussion of how the Greek city-states governed themselves
would be interesting, enlightening, and stimulating: good source material
for some future novel. And perhaps it could, in theory: but in practice
I was disappointed.

The Penguin Guide to Ancient Egypt, by W.J. Murname.
I got this after reading a spate of books set in Egypt
ancient and modern. I thought it might lend some perspective. In
practice, it sat on the shelf unregarded.

Undaunted Courage, by Stephen E. Ambrose. This
book details the Lewis and Clarke expedition, and was quite popular a few
years ago. I’ve read it. I’ve grasped the reasons for the expedition,
which Ambrose explains cogently; these remain in my mind. For the rest,
well….it was interesting when I read it, but I can’t picture myself
reading it again.

Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea, by
Marcus Rediker. This is another book from Cambridge
University Press’s “Canto” imprint, and another that I shall discard
without dismay. It’s a history of merchant seaman, pirates, and the
Anglo-American maritime world in the first have of the seventeenth
century, an area to which I was led by my interest in
Patrick O’Brian‘s sea stories. And reading the back cover, I
can see why it sounded interesting. And there was some interesting stuff
in it, but over the whole thing is cast the awful pall of Marxist
Scholarship. Unfortunately the reddish tinge obscured more
than it revealed. So long, Mr. Rediker.

The Naval War of 1812, by Theodore Roosevelt.
Here’s a book I do give up reluctantly, but only because I wish it were a
different book. As a young man, Roosevelt (yes, that Theodore Roosevelt)
discovered that all of the chief books about the War of 1812 were written
by the British, and were horribly biased. In response he wrote a fair,
balanced work, demolishing the bias of those who preceded him. It’s
apparently now considered “the” book on the subject by scholars on both
sides of the Atlantic. It is also astonishingly dry for a book about war
at sea. Sigh.

The Temple and the Lodge, by
Michael Baigent and Richard Leigh. I reviewed this a year or
so ago; you can find the review using the search box if you like. This
is a book that attempts to link the Knights Templar with the Masons. It
has some interesting things in it, but some of the statements strike me
as being so credulous, so filled with wishful thinking, that I’m at a
loss to know what part of it I can trust and what part I can’t.

The Penguin Who’s Who in the Ancient World, by
Betty Radice. Again, this is reference book I bought
thinking I might find it helpful. In the six or seven years since I
bought it, I’ve never referred to it.

Witches Abroad, by Terry Pratchett

One of the main themes of Pratchett’s Discworld books, especially the
earlier books, is the power of stories. On the Disc, the power of the
Law of Narrative Causality is nearly absolute. One noted victim was the
evil witch Black Aliss, who took to turning princes into gingerbread and
building houses out of frogs. She met her demise at the hands of a pair
of young children she was planning to have for supper. It’s dangerous to
get too cozy with stories.

In the present book, which follows directly after
Wyrd Sisters, Magrat Garlick inherits the fairy godmothership
for a young girl named Ella, who lives in the far off exotic city of
Genua. So happens Ella has two fairy godmothers, and the other one is
determined that Ella, though oppressed by two evil step-sisters, will
nevertheless wed the handsome prince and live happily ever after–no
matter how many lives she has to torque out of shape in the process.

With the godmother’s wand, Magrat inherits the injunction not to allow
Ella to marry the prince, and in no case to let Granny Weatherwax or
Nanny Ogg to help her with the situation. Naturally the older witches
join in (which was rather the idea of the prohibition), and the three
witches are off to “Foreign Parts”. What follows is a hugely
entertaining tale in which Pratchett rings the changes on just about every
fairy tale you can imagine. It also explains New Orleans cookery.

Politeness In All Things

We are raising very polite children, apparently. Yesterday David
and James were playing with David’s Star Wars Lego toys, and in between
such comments as “We are evil!” (said in a low, gutteral voice),
“I put the girl in the dungeon with the ogre.” and “Where is the girl?”
“The girl is in the box.” were occasional statements like, “Thank you,
Darth Vader,” and “That was very nice of you, Darth Vader,” (invariably
said in a polite, sincere tone).

I suppose that if my two boys are feeding imaginary girls to imaginary
ogres while pretending to be Darth Vader, I can at least be glad that
they are polite while they do it.

The Big Move Has Begun

A couple of years ago, we turned the spare bedroom into my study. It was
outstanding: plenty of bookshelves, a big comfy chair with an ottoman, a
big desk, a phone, and a bed for taking a nap. Maybe a month later, we
found that our little girl Anne was on the way, and that my study’s days
were numbered. Today, finally, the process of moving me out began.

There’s actually no rush on Anne’s part–she’s been sleeping in a playpen
in the living room for the last six months or so, her choice. (It’s a
long story.) But two things come together this week–time off work for
me, and an impending visit from an old friend and his family. They will
be staying with us for a week, and they need a place to sleep. My study
doubles as the guest room–but being without the things in my
study for a week would be difficult. So we’re making virtue of necessity
and taking the time to move most of the stuff before they arrive.

On top of that, we’re getting rid of lots of stuff. I’ve dropped off
four big bags of stuff at the local Good Will, and Jane’s about to drop
off three bags of books at the public library. And there’s more to come,
I feel sure.

Feet of Clay, by Terry Pratchett

This book continues the tale of Sam Vimes, Carrot, and the rest of the
watch. As before there’s a plot to give Ankh-Morpork a king rather than
a Patrician–but this time the powers who would be behind the throne have
realized that Carrot, rightful heir though he may be, has no interest in
listening to them. Consequently, they are carefully researching
(and constructing a lineage) for a most unlikely fellow. Meanwhile,
Vimes and his men are trying to track down a fiendish killer–who just
might be a golem.

This isn’t one of Pratchett’s better books, though it’s nevertheless
entertaining; I especially liked the bits about the consequences of
painting coats of arms from live models.