My Father’s Dragon, by Ruth Stiles Gannett

It’s only fair to say that my kids liked this book a lot.

My Father’s Dragon is a Newberry Honor book from 1948. It concerns the adventures of the narrator’s father, one Elmer Elevator (“Elmer”? Shouldn’t that be “Otis”?), when as a young lad he traveled to Wild Island to rescue a baby dragon. In form, the book is a fairy tale: the prince (Elmer) sets off to seek his fortune (the baby dragon) and has to overcome a sequence of obstacles along the way (the wild animals that want to eat him and prevent him from stealing their dragon). The prince has to rely on his wits and on the assortment of peculiar items his fairy godmother insisted that he take with him, each of which is just exactly what’s required to nullify one of the obstacles. And the story of each obstacle is told with lots of parallel words, so that the structure is entirely obvious.

So far, so good. Elmer’s not really a prince, of course…but the real problem is that there’s no fairy godmother, and so the assortment of peculiar items just lies there and looks peculiar. Elmer sets out with:

  • A lot of chewing gum. (OK, I’ll buy that.)
  • A bunch of pink lollipops. (Ditto. But why pink?)
  • A tooth brush and tooth paste. (Well, maybe. It was 1948, and despite running away from home I suppose Elmer was well brought up. I doubt my boys would think to bring a tooth brush, though.)
  • A comb and a brush. (No. I really don’t think so.)
  • Seven hair ribbons. (Huh? Now, wait right there!)

There were a few other items, but I’ll stop with the hair ribbons. If Elmer’s fairy godmother had insisted on the hair ribbons, I’d buy it. If Elmer had reflected that he might run into savages who would be pacified by gifts of beads and hair ribbons, I’d credit him with foresight. But you just can’t tell me that a young American boy, now or in 1948, is going to run away from home and be sure to bring along a supply of hair ribbons!.

He doesn’t even chew any of the gum or enjoy any of the lollipops himself.

If the author packed up Elmer’s backpack and then amused herself coming up with ways to make use of the various items, I have to wonder how many boys she knew. If, as I suspect, she went back and filled up the backpack with the items she had Elmer make use of, I still wonder how many boys she knew.

I read this book to the kids at bedtime over three nights. I’d been reading them P.G. Wodehouse, and our youngest was bored with it; she’d taken to wandering off. Jane thought that if I read something more age-appropriate that Mary would stay and listen. She did, (though occasionally under duress) and the older kids, as I noted above, enjoyed it thoroughly. Me, I liked the bit with the crocodiles.

But in general, neither Jane nor I will be adding this one to our list of favorite books. It’s missing a fairy godmother.

Update: Aha! It’s as I thought. Seven daughters.

Mistborn, by Brandon Sanderson

After reading Sanderson’s Alcatraz Smedry books, I discovered that he’s also an author of fantasy novels for grown-ups. (He’s also the guy selected by Robert Jordan’s estate to finish up the Wheel of Time series, but I’ll forgive him for that. He’ll be working from Jordan’s own outline, and apparently he expects the “last book in the series” to fill three volumes. Apparently, Jordan’s disease is contagious.) Anyway, I went out and got some, and I’ve read three of them. I enjoyed them all, but of the three this one, Mistborn, is the best of the bunch. In fact, it’s truly outstanding, the best new fantasy novel I’ve read in ages. I’m not going to tell you much in particular about it; if you like the fantasy genre, you’re going to want a copy.

Instead, I’m going to reflect a bit on Sanderson as a writer, and on the things that seem to make him tick—the themes common among the five books of his that I’ve read (two Alcatraz books and three others).

First, he’s really, really good at coming up with new and interesting magical systems. Each of the books contains a different one, with its own basis, mechanics, and logic, a logic that Sanderson has clearly worked out in detail. And the magical system isn’t just tacked on; it affects the economics and culture of its world, just has high technology affects our own. L.E. Modesitt, Jr., did something similar with his Recluce books, which he’s been milking for all they are worth for years; but by comparison, Sanderson is astoundingly profligate with his ideas.

Second, he’s fascinated with the idea of God-men—men worshipped as Gods, men with God-like power—and with religion in general. (Three grown-up books; three sets of God-men. Interesting.)

Third, there’s a goodness about his books. I don’t mean to say that he’s a Pollyanna; far from it. But he understands the importance of virtue and the nature of moral strength, which is a rare thing in fantasy these days. I’ve spent quite a bit of time pondering that goodness, and the manner in which religion is presented, and wondering whether he might be a Christian, and coming to no definite conclusion. There are a variety of religions in his books, some of them similar to Christianity in some ways, and different in others, and though some seem better than others, the author isn’t obviously rooting for any particular one. And—I’m going to be hopelessly vague, here, as I can’t quite say just what it is that I’m responding to—although the goodness tastes Christian, the flavor is jut a little…. Off? Odd? Unorthodox? (I don’t mean to be insulting.)

And then I finished Mistborn, and looked at the About the Author blurb on the last page. It turns out that he teaches Creative Writing at Brigham Young University. A glance at his Wikipedia page confirmed that he’s a member of the Mormon Church, and suddenly everything snapped into place.

Virtue? Natch. Men becoming gods? Natch. Slightly odd taste? Natch. I won’t argue here whether Mormonism is Christian or not, but there are significant theological differences between Mormonism and Nicene Christian in general (and Roman Catholicism in particular).

That slightly odd taste works both ways, of course. We’ve got four kids, and so Jane’s a member in good standing of our local “Mother of Many Kids” club (an unofficial organization, to be sure, but no less real for all that); and many, perhaps most of the other members of the club are Mormons. And Jane’s often noticed that little moment of hesitation, that short burst of surprise and wariness, when another mother she’s talking to by the school gate realizes that Jane’s not in fact a fellow member of the LDS Church.

I don’t want to leave you with the impression that Sanderson’s books are thinly disguised Mormon tracts; they certainly don’t seem to be. And they are very good. I’m quite pleased to note that Mistborn is the first book in a trilogy, and—wonder of wonders—all three volumes are already in print! (In fact, the second and third are on shelf, within easy reach.)

Highly recommended.

David Eddings, RIP

From Andreas I discover that David Eddings has passed away. He wrote a fantasy series called the Belgariad that I was very fond of once upon a time, as well as a sequel series called The Mallorean that I was almost as fond of. After that he began a series that I didn’t like at all, and I stopped following his career.

Still, the Belgariad was good fun, and I still have the paperbacks I bought lo those many years ago. Perhaps I’ll read it again one of these days.

Amazon E-mail Charge!

Aha!

The other day I downloaded an e-book, and e-mailed it to my Kindle. Today I got an e-mail explaining that I’d been charged 30 cents for this service.

When I first got my Kindle, I was told that sending documents to the Kindle cost 10 cents each. When the Kindle 2 was released, they changed the policy to 15 cents/megabyte. However, this is the first time I’ve actually been charged.

I’m not complaining, mind you; but since I’ve told everyone that I’d never been charged for e-mails to the Kindle I thought I should also tell everyone that the policy has finally changed.

By comparison, sending a single book through the US Mail costs over two dollars, says my wife the PaperbackSwapper.

Alcatraz Smedry

Alcatraz Smedry is the hero of a pair of truly delightful books my boys got for Christmas: Alcatraz Versus The Evil Librarians, and Alcatraz Versus The Scrivener’s Bones, both by Brandon Sanderson. At least, the spine of the books say that they are by Brandon Sanderson; the narrator, Alcatraz Smedry himself, claims that he is the real author; these books are autobiographical, but were published as fantasy novels to get them past the Evil Librarian Conspiracy. The attribution to Sanderson is just a blind.

You see, we live in a world that is run completely by and for the Librarians. They control what we read, and consequently what we know. And they like it that way.

Did I say completely? I misspoke. In addition to the continents you’re familiar with, all of which are under the Librarians, there are also several other continents collectively known as the Free Kingdoms. The Free Kingdomers refer to our countries collectively as the Hushlands. The Librarians have been trying to take over the Free Kingdoms for centuries, and the odds have tilted in their honor. Alcatraz, a thirteen-year-old raised in the United States, will be key to the Free Kingdom’s salvation. He’s a real hero.

Or is he? According to Alcatraz the narrator, he’s not really a hero; in fact, he’s writing his autobiography to tell people the truth about himself, so they’ll stop treating him like one.

Or is he? It’s hard to tell, as Alcatraz enjoys messing with the reader. (Do not turn to the last page to see how the book comes out. You’ve been warned.)

I read these books aloud to the family at bedtime over the last month; and frankly, they are some of the funniest books I’ve read in ages. Everyone, from Jane and I on down, enjoyed them thoroughly, and every evening the kids (and Jane) were clamoring for more. When the third book in the series comes out in October I’d be in line to buy it even if I had no kids to read it too.

Highly recommended.

Books for the Kindle

Scott asks where I’m finding books, and how I’m getting them onto the Kindle.

Naturally, I buy the occasional book from Amazon. That’s really convenient; the books arrive wirelessly, they are backed up on Amazon’s site, and I can re-download them any time I like.

I also download books from ManyBooks.net and FeedBooks.com. These I usually download to my laptop and copy to the Kindle using a USB cable.

Finally, as I indicated in my previous post I’ve been reading books from the Baen Free Library, and these I arrange to have e-mailed to my Kindle. That’s right; e-mailed. Amazon provides a service whereby you can mail documents to your Kindle’s e-mail address (it has one) and it will convert them and send them wirelessly to the Kindle. In theory this costs something like 15 cents a megabyte, but to date I’ve never been charged. The folks at the Baen Free Library have latched on to this; instead of downloading the book in Kindle format, you can simply have them e-mail it. You need to do a little set-up work: Amazon will only accept e-mailed documents from the e-mail addresses you specifically enable. It’s easily done, and Baen provides a link that tells you how to do it.

Anything else, Scott?

Hit and Miss

One of the neat things about having a Kindle is that I can download books from the Baen Free Library. I mean, granted, I can download books from there without having a Kindle; but I don’t like reading books on my laptop screen. So prior to heading off on a business trip a few weeks ago, I went there and downloaded a couple of books by authors I’d never heard of. Unsurprisingly, the results were mixed.

I’ll start with the second: Neptune Crossing, by Jeffrey A. Carver. This was rather a disappointment. A spacer on Triton, employed by a firm that’s extracting alien alloys from the icy moon, is nearly out of his mind with “silence fugue” as the result of an accident that ruined his neural data link. While in this state he makes contact with an alien being called a quarx. The quarx has been in stasis in an alien machine for a very long time. The quarx takes up residence within the spacer’s mind, the better to fulfill its mission, which is to save Earth from destruction.

That’s the premise; whether it works out in the end, I dunno, as I gave up on the book about halfway through. By the nature of things we spend most of the book in the hero’s mind, which isn’t all that interesting a place to be. To be fair to the author, this is probably his first book; but I’ve no plans to look for anything else by him.

The first, on the other hand, was a lot of fun. Doc Sidhe, by Aaron Allston, concerns a events in an unusual version of Faerie. It seems that Faerie has been almost completely sundered from our world for some centuries, and has developed along parallel lines. Technology has continued to advance, though in ways naturally different than on Earth. The “Doc Sidhe” of the title is a wealthy philanthropist, one of the few full-blooded Sidhe remaining in Faerie, and the head of the Sidhe Foundation, a sort of high-tech philanthropic and law enforcement group.

The hero of the book is not Doc Sidhe, however, but an Olympic kickboxer from New York who gets transported to Faerie accidentally, and is taken under Doc’s wing. The result is a somewhat gritty romp that I had a lot of fun with. It’s also the first in a series; I’ve been looking for the sequel, but haven’t yet located a copy. (I’ll probably have to look to Amazon.)

I gather the series is in part a tribute to the “Doc Savage” series; but as I’ve never read any of those, I can’t say whether it works or not.

Today I Will Fly, by Mo Willems

Jane’s planning on doing some more of these reviews, so I’ve added her to the blog as an author. You’ll have to start looking at the by-line to see who’s writing. — Will

We are now on our third beginning reader so I have been developing very strong opinions on books for beginning readers. Many of these books are terrible with poor grammar, bad pictures, and no plot. A young child would do better to practice reading the labels in the grocery store. Every once in a while an author rises above the limited vocabulary to produce a treasure, think Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss. Mo Willems started out as a writer and animator on Sesame Street and it shows. This story centers on Piggie, who wants to fly. Her friend Gerald, an elephant is sure that pigs can’t fly. Says Gerald, “You need Help.” Answers Piggie, “Thank You. I do need help!” And she goes and finds some. Great cartoon-style drawings accent the story of a piggie trying to fly. It is a book that is fun to read aloud in interesting voices. Everyone in the house has taken a turn performing the book for everyone else in the house. Highly recommended.

Who Do You Think You Are? by Alyse Myers

This is a guest book review by none other than my wife, Jane.

I just finished the book Who Do You Think You Are?, by Alyse Myers. It was sent to us by her publisher and I promised that I would read it.

The book starts out:

I didn’t like my mother. and I certainly didn’t love her. I know she didn’t like me either. I can’t say whether she loved me, as I don’t remember her ever telling me so.

This is a first-hand telling of a mother/daughter relationship that is painful to read. Misunderstandings and missed opportunities abound. As both a daughter and a mother of girls, this is a telling of a story I don’t want to live even vicariously through a book. It is a story of pain and hurt on all sides. For all that, it is a very compelling story that was very well written. I did not realize that it was Alyse Myers’ first book until after I had read the entire book and was looking at the back cover. It did leave me feeling very melancholy. I would read or at least consider reading another book by this author, I just would want some joy in her next story. If the first few lines of the book intrigue you, then you should enjoy the book, otherwise skip it.

Catholicism and Fundamentalism, by Karl Keating

This is another old book I’ve recently read, though, unlike The Bones of St. Peter, it’s still in print. The author, Karl Keating, is a Catholic apologist, and the founder of Catholic Answers. His book was published in the late 1980’s, at a time when the word “fundamentalist” still meant something other than “people whose religious fervor makes me uncomfortable”. At that time there were self-identified fundamentalists who devoted themselves to “proving” that Catholicism consists mostly of un-Christian additions to the simple message of the New Testament. Keating’s goal as an apologist was to show that the common fundamentalist objections to Catholicism were unfounded.

The book is somewhat dated; most of the attacks on Catholicism I see these days are coming from other directions. But the basic facts about the history of the Faith haven’t changed, and from that point of view I found the book to be very interesting.