Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let light perpetual shine upon them; and may their souls and the souls of all the faithful departed rest in peace.
Amen.
Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let light perpetual shine upon them; and may their souls and the souls of all the faithful departed rest in peace.
Amen.
This is the second book in Simon R. Green’s Deathstalker series. It’s not quite as much fun as the first book; it kind of creaks along in places, and there are even more wild improbabilities than in the first. For example, much of the action takes place on the factory world Technos IV. (Or was it Technos III?) The Empire is building a factory there to outfit the Imperial Navy with a new alien space drive that’s much faster than anything else available. But Technos has this weather problem: the summers are hotter than hell, the winters are colder than hell, the springs are wetter than hell (and all of the animal and plant life goes berserk), and the autumns are nice only by comparison. Oh, and each season is only Two Days Long.
Technos wasn’t always like this—it seems that there’s a system of weather control satellites that were hacked by cyber-revolutionaries, causing the extreme weather patterns. Two hundred years ago.
This is what they call a Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot plot development.
Now, the whole series is kind of spoofy; it’s meant to over the top and farcical in places, but the problem is that Green also tries to insert a little serious character development here and there, and the serious bits and the silly bits make for an uneasy brew.
All that said, I wasn’t expecting much of anything else; and there were some good bits too. Certainly, the book kept me reading.
I’ve discovered that I possess a new magical skill: observomancy. Yes, I am an observomancer.
What is observomancy, you ask? It is nothing more nor less than the magical ability to find out what’s going on by paying attention.
I promise to use this power only for good.
Simon R. Green’s Deathstalker is the first in a lengthy series of very thick space operas, and it’s the first of his books I’ve read after his Eddie Drood that really succeeds on its own terms–which, admittedly, are improbable, highly-colored, action-packed, and loaded with mayhem.
Owen Deathstalker is the lord of the House of Deathstalker, one of the oldest houses in the galactic Empire. The Deathstalkers have traditionally been great warriors, and Owen has been competently trained; but after his father’s death as the result of endless intrigues, Owen hunkers down in his Standing on Virimonde and studies history in between dallying with his concubine. And then Empress Lionstone XIV declares him an outlaw, for no particular reason that’s ever explained, and every man’s hand is turned against him. And every woman’s: the book opens with his concubine’s attempt to kill him and claim the bounty.
The book is full of all manner of things, including alien killing machines, gladiators, a plethora of engineered soldiers of various types, love, hate, betrayal, and a device that can blot out a thousand suns…and possibly bring them back. There are lost cities, warriors lost in time, clones, espers, elves (the members of ELF, the Esper Liberation Front). And there are a variety of surprisingly complex characters given the genre. Green’s not Bujold, by any stretch (but who is?) and he doesn’t have the delightful goofiness of Brian Daley’s Hobart Floyt and Alacrity FitzHugh books, but Deathstalker is a lot of fun, and I’ve already picked up the next two books in the series.
A side note; those who don’t share my interest in religion can skip it.
I begin to think that Green is not only a Christian, but possibly a Roman Catholic as well. Religion appears in this book only twice. First, a wedding between two Great Houses is presided over by the Vicar of the Church of Christ the Warrior. The Empress favors this Church, which has thereby become something like the official church of the Empire; and let me just say, it gives a new stridency to the term Church Militant. It is described in terms which make it appear to be a descendant of the Roman Catholic Church we know, but the Vicar is anything but the Servant of the Servants of God. Not a sexual predator, as clergy too often are in F&SF these days, but proud, haughty, ruthless, violent when crossed, and utterly lacking in any kind of charity. I thought, “Humph. Another bit of anti-Catholicism. Oh, well.” And yet, there’s that phrase, “Christ the Warrior”. This is clearly a new thing. And then, some time later, a man appears as a representative of the Church of Christ the Redeemer, and is instantly martyred.
The thing is, neither of these characters are really essential to the plot. Leaving them out would have shortened the book by maybe four or five pages, if that; and it’s a 523-page book. The Vicar is a character in an important scene, at least; the martyr could have been left out and not missed. My conjecture is that by putting him in, Green’s attempting to play fair, to say, “Yes, I know the Church of Christ the Warrior has made a mockery of Christ’s teaching.” Dunno. I’d ask him, but the only address I can find is a snail-mail address in England.
As part of my on-going investigation of Simon R. Green, I picked up an omnibus of three of his early novels, Swords of Haven. The three books are essentially police procedurals sent in a fantasy universe.
The setting is the city of Haven, a place that vaguely reminds me of Fritz Leiber’s Lankhmar. The chief difference is that the city is governed by an elected council rather than a patrician. All three tales concern Hawk and Fisher, a husband-and-wife team, both captains in the City Guard. The feel is gritty and urban; think Victorian England with magic standing in for technology.
The first tale, Hawk and Fisher, is the least satisfying of the three. After a promising opening in which Hawk and Fisher find and put down a vampire that’s been terrorizing the city, it turns into a “country house” mystery (well, the house is in town, but “town house” mystery sounds silly) in which a candidate for the city council is murdered and one of his guests are responsible. Hawk and Fisher are on the scene, as they’ve been detailed to be the man’s body guards.
It’s a locked room mystery, and the gimmick—how the murder was done—is not bad. But I didn’t like the characterization, and I found my suspension of disbelief collapsing fairly often.
The second tale, Winner Take All, is better. It picks up shortly after Hawk and Fisher leaves off, when the duo are assigned to be body guards for yet another candidate. The election is imminent, and there’s a whole lot of full-body electioneering going on. By law, candidates are not allowed to have wizards on their staffs; but naturally enough, all of them do, complicating matters nicely.
The initial set up had me worried; it was a little too much like that of the previous book. And the characterization is still problematic; too many characters seem to do what they do because the plot demands it, rather than because it makes sense.
The third tale, The God Killer, is the most interesting. One of the features of Haven is the Street of Gods, where all of the city’s temples and churches are located. We first see the Street of Gods in passing in Winner Take All, but here it’s front and center. It’s the thing that most reminds me of Lankhmar, but Green’s Street of Gods is actually a more interesting place. First, the geography of the Street of Gods is variable; it’s as big as it needs to be to hold all of the temples, and its weather differs from that of the rest of the city. Second, the existence of the various gods is a material fact: they are magical “Beings” that feed on the worship of their followers and in return give them power. Those with many followers grow more powerful, and those with fewer fail and die; moreover they can be killed. Green’s basically following Terry Pratchett, which is amusing, as Terry Pratchett was himself following Fritz Leiber (Anhk-Morpork equals Lankhmar.)
But again, Green’s added a new twist. Hawk and Fisher are from another country, to the far north, and claim to have been raised as Christians. Moreover, as in Drinking Midnight Wine, the characters make a distinction between the Beings worshipped on the Street of Gods, and God who is the transcendent creator of all that is. (I’ve been unable to find anything on-line about Green’s religious beliefs, but I have to wonder if he’s a Christian.)
So, my overall assessment. Not bad; it’s been a rather fraught week, what with the Station Fire and all, and this book helped me pass the time pleasantly enough. The third novel in the set, at least, is genuinely interesting, and if Green still doesn’t strike me as a truly excellent writer, these were good enough that I’m willing to look up the remaining Hawk and Fisher novels (which are also available in an omnibus edition, Guards of Haven).
Simon R. Green has more faces than the village gossip. We know he’s not Jim Butcher; in Drinking Midnight Wine we find that he’s neither Neil Gaiman nor Charles de Lint, though not for lack of trying. I will say this for Green; he has guts. This is a more ambitious book than the others of his that I’ve read, and if he doesn’t quite pull it off there are nevertheless some good bits. There are also some truly awkward moments, some wooden expository speeches, and the occasional failed bit of comic relief. But I enjoyed it anyway.
It seems that there are two worlds, side-by-wide: Veritie and Mysterie. Veritie is our world; Mysterie is its magical twin. Normal humans live in Veritie; Power and Dominations and folks with a touch of magic live in Mysterie. Some few have a foot in both worlds.
Toby Dexter is a bookstore clerk who follows a beautiful woman through a door that wasn’t there before and finds that the world is far stranger than he had realized; and it’s up to him to keep it that way. More or less.
I’ve read a number of Green’s books now, and a number of them have this same feeling of being just a little more than he can handle; though it would appear that he can handle more now than he used to. They also seem to be based on a reasonably consistent set of metaphysical assumptions, in that Green, like C.S. Lewis, distinguishes between the transcendent immaterial Creator of All That Is, i.e., God, and a variety of material or immaterial Gods who are incredibly powerful but can be slain. Most fantasy authors these days seem to stick with the latter and leave the former out.
Anyway, if you like the urban fantasy shtick, this is a fun little book, despite its flaws.
There’s a Martin Mars dropping water on Mt. Wilson. That is so cool! I wrote a post about the Martin Mars back in 2005; definitely follow the link.
Update: Aha! “Super Scooper” equals “Martin Mars”. I had no idea. I knew the Super Scooper was coming, but didn’t know that it was an old friend. (There are two Martin Mars left, and my dad once flew on one them when it was still a passenger plane. And I’ve been almost close enough to touch one. See the first link.)
Update: Whoops! The Martin Mars is not the Super Scooper; apparently we’ve got both working down here.
I finished Michael Flynn’s Eifelheim a couple of days ago, in between checking the fire news on-line; I’d have read it long ago, based on all of the glowing reviews I’d seen, but I was waiting for it to come out in paperback.
The premise of Eifelheim is pretty nifty: what would happen if a party of extraterrestrials were “shipwrecked” in 14th Century Europe? Would they be hailed as demons? Would there be mobs with pitchforks and torches? Or would they, just maybe, be seen as oddly shaped men? Flynn chooses the latter course, and justifiably in my view. In my pursuit of St. Thomas Aquinas I’ve been getting an education in how the Medievals thought, and so far as I can tell Flynn absolutely nails it.
According to the Medievals, a man is a rational animal: an animal distinguished from other animals by being rational. And this was seen as the way in which Man is made in God’s image: Man shares God’s rationality. Note that there’s nothing in this about shape: if the ETs were demonstrably rational, the learned of the time would have judged them to be men.
Remarkably, there is historical evidence for this. It was generally believed that all manner of odd creatures lived in distant lands, including the cynocephali, or “dog heads”. And the topic of whether the “dog heads” were rational animals, and hence men, was discussed. (Indeed, St. Augustine addressed the general question long before the Middle Ages.)
It’s amusing how little has changed. The Medievals like to hear stories about odd races living in far off lands, and so do we…it’s just that we’ve explored this planet so thoroughly that we have to put the far off lands in other solar systems.
But Eifelheim‘s not just an interesting thought experiment. As a detailed and accurate picture of Medieval life and thought, it shines a fascinating light on the usual run of “medieval” sword-and-sorcery novels. I like those, too; but few of them are anything at all like the real thing.
All that said, I didn’t cordially love Eifelheim. It’s mostly a tragedy, when all is said and done, and I’m not really into tragedy; and it’s a serious book, at a time when I was really in need of something lighter. But please note: I finished it anyway, and was glad to do so.
One thing I did love: Pastor Dietrich’s argument that the Krenkl were men rather than demons, done in the style of St. Thomas’ Summa Theologiae. I really have to hand it to Flynn. It’s one thing to research a subject well enough to fake it; it’s another to understand it. So far as I can tell, Flynn does.
So I was scanning the websites, as I’ve been doing for the last three days, looking for new information about the fires in our area, and what do I find in the 1:30 PM update of the La Cañada-Flintridge page? There’s a mandatory evacuation of our area…again. OK. I go looking for verification; I don’t see anything. I call the City of Glendale’s emergency info center, since we’re only three blocks out of the city limits; nope, they can’t tell me. They give me the phone number of the County Sheriff. I call them. They say, “We were just talking about that. Call this number.” I call it; it’s the Forest Service. I ask, “Is there really a mandatory evacuation?” Yes, they say. Shoot.
So we packed up the kids and the very few things that we’d taken out of the cars and headed off into the wild blue yonder. At present we’re holed up at a motel about ten miles down the hill.
Dunno why they declared a mandatory evacuation for us; and I don’t really think our house is in danger. But prayers are extremely welcome, for us and everyone else involved, especially the fire fighters.
It really bugs me not to be able to do any direct visual surveillance of the fire.
But maybe I’ll get to sleep the night through tonight.
(Please note: Princess Buttercup is not eaten by the eels at this time.)
The phone call came at 2:15 AM, from the county sheriff: a recorded message telling us that our area was under mandatory evacuation. I woke up Jane, got dressed, woke up the kids, looked out the window. The fire didn’t look any closer than it had when we went to bed. Grabbed a few last minute things—a book of family history, some Cheerios, a spare set of car keys—got in the cars and went. We were out of the house in 25 minutes, and could have been out in less if need be. There was a police car at Orange Avenue; the officer told me that everything above Orange Avenue was being evacuated.
We trucked on down to CV. We could see the mountain clearly from there. There were still lots of small fires along and just below the ridge line, pretty much where they’d been when we went to bed. Seemed odd that we’d been asked to move it. We parked over the gym, looked around until we found the Red Cross shelter in the cafeteria, at the other end of campus (oh, well), went in, signed in, were escorted on down to what used to be the Girl’s Gym, and settled down on cots. The boys went to sleep; I tried to go to sleep; the girls couldn’t go to sleep. There was a lot of coming and going at first, as more people came and the volunteers set up additional cots.
Around 4 AM, a Sheriff’s Deputy came in and woke us up. It seems that there had been a miscommunication between the command center out by Hansen Dam and the CV Sheriff’s Station as to the exact area to be evacuated. I didn’t get a precise description, but it seems to be a band stretching across La Crescenta a few blocks down from the topmost houses, well above our house. They apologized humbly and sincerely, and told us we could go home.
The most interesting bit, though, is the reason for the evacuation. I gather that the Command Center wanted everyone out of that region by 8 AM because they are going to set some backfires on the mountain side. This strikes me as a good idea; the south slope of Mt. Lukens is the only significant piece around here that hasn’t burned, and the top edge of it is on fire. If they burn it from bottom to top, then they don’t need to worry about winds coming up and making it burn from top to bottom, and driving embers out across the valley and the houses. I’m all for that.
Please note, all I really know about this plan are the words “back fires” and “Deukmajian Wilderness”, and that was at second or third-hand. There might be more on-line, but we went on home and went to bed, and I’ve not yet taken time to look. Slept much more easily than when I went to bed last night, too—there’s nothing like having the authorities tell you, “Oh, yes, you’re safe there; go on home.”
There’s a lot of smoke in the air, this morning, but for all that it’s fairly clear, ever so much better than it was yesterday.
God is good!
Update: Verified that there will be a “tactical burn” this morning; see the City of Glendale web site.