“I keep the water going, mostly. That’s what I do, water. It’s an important job, hydration, ask anybody. I help keep the lawns green, too, which is nice, since I have to look at them all day.

“Lonely? A bit, I suppose. I do have a lot of time on my hands. But I’ve learned to make good use of it.

“How? Poetry! I love a nice haiku. Would you like to hear one?

Flowing of water

Sanitation for our guests

I hold my nose high

“I’m looking for a publisher, but no bites yet.”