Family Life

What does it say about my family that, having watched a production of The Two Gentlemen of Verona in the local park, we came home and wondered what a mashup of Sweeney Todd and The Sound of Music would sound like?

Some examples:

Pie! A meal, a meat-filled meal!
Made—with pussycats and toast!

and

Somewhere in my wicked, miserable past,
There’s someone who tasted good.

You’ll have to imagine the music.

3 thoughts on “Family Life

  1. Oh, thank you! Finally someone redeemed The Sound of Music!

    How do you solve a problem like the Beadle?
    How do you get revenge and feed a crowd?

    Bright shiny razors and close shaving judges
    Massive meat grinders and nursing old grudges
    Charming plump widows with murderous flings:
    These are a few of my favorite things!

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