The other day, my eldest asked, “What do you call a dragon who is knighted?”

The answer, of course, is “Sir Pent.” And then, what do you call a knight who never does what you expect? “Sir Prize”. And of course we’ve all heard of Sir Osis of Liver and Sir Loin of Beef.

This led to a variety of additional knights.

What do you call a knight who has won an award? Sir Tificate.

What do you call a knight who always gives up too quickly?
Sir Render.

What do you call a knight who studies science and philosophy? Sir Reebral per Suits.

What do you call a knight whose long and involved quests take him all over the countryside before he returns to his castle? Sir Kewitus Root.

What do you call a knight who’s excessively fat? Sir Kewlarity of Girth.

What is his brother’s name? Sir Cumference.

What do you call a knight who’s sure of what he knows?
Sir Ten.