Inspiration Strikes!

Inspired by the song in the previous post, my family got creative over dinner. I present the following with profound apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein:

Tentacles dripping with unsightly ichor,
Thin little shoggoths that quickly grow thicker,
Nightgaunts that fly with the claws on their wings,
These are a few of the awfulest things.

When the sun shines,
When the cat purrs,
When I’m feeling glad,
I’ll simply remember the awfulest things,
And then I will feel real bad.

Update:

Cyclopean temples with angles that fright you,
Dead gods that dream there and rise up and smite you,
Cultists that gibber to make them draw near,
These are a few of the things that I fear.

To the tune of “My Favorite Things.” Feel free to add your own verses.

Today I Will Fly, by Mo Willems

Jane’s planning on doing some more of these reviews, so I’ve added her to the blog as an author. You’ll have to start looking at the by-line to see who’s writing. — Will

We are now on our third beginning reader so I have been developing very strong opinions on books for beginning readers. Many of these books are terrible with poor grammar, bad pictures, and no plot. A young child would do better to practice reading the labels in the grocery store. Every once in a while an author rises above the limited vocabulary to produce a treasure, think Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss. Mo Willems started out as a writer and animator on Sesame Street and it shows. This story centers on Piggie, who wants to fly. Her friend Gerald, an elephant is sure that pigs can’t fly. Says Gerald, “You need Help.” Answers Piggie, “Thank You. I do need help!” And she goes and finds some. Great cartoon-style drawings accent the story of a piggie trying to fly. It is a book that is fun to read aloud in interesting voices. Everyone in the house has taken a turn performing the book for everyone else in the house. Highly recommended.

Who Do You Think You Are? by Alyse Myers

This is a guest book review by none other than my wife, Jane.

I just finished the book Who Do You Think You Are?, by Alyse Myers. It was sent to us by her publisher and I promised that I would read it.

The book starts out:

I didn’t like my mother. and I certainly didn’t love her. I know she didn’t like me either. I can’t say whether she loved me, as I don’t remember her ever telling me so.

This is a first-hand telling of a mother/daughter relationship that is painful to read. Misunderstandings and missed opportunities abound. As both a daughter and a mother of girls, this is a telling of a story I don’t want to live even vicariously through a book. It is a story of pain and hurt on all sides. For all that, it is a very compelling story that was very well written. I did not realize that it was Alyse Myers’ first book until after I had read the entire book and was looking at the back cover. It did leave me feeling very melancholy. I would read or at least consider reading another book by this author, I just would want some joy in her next story. If the first few lines of the book intrigue you, then you should enjoy the book, otherwise skip it.

Mental Maps and Intellectual Integrity

I have a mental map of the world, and the things in it, and how they relate. I don’t mean a geographic map, but a map of everything I know, geography included. It is by no means complete. Some areas are richly detailed, others are largely blank, and some areas of reality are missing altogether. Here and there one finds the notation, “Here there be dragons!”

I suppose this is what some would call a world-view. I prefer to think of it as a mental map, because of the property of a real map that everything has to fit together. If you leave country A, you arrive across the border in country B. If you follow a road from point X to point Y, you cross all of the countryside in between. And also like a real map, to be truly useful it has to be true. It has to help you get from here to there. It has to be all of a piece.

This being all of a piece I call intellectual integrity. One’s map forms a consistent whole. This integrity applies both to the map itself and to the process of building it—such things do not come about by accident. Alas, it is more an ideal to be aimed for than a place to be reached, but some are better at it than others.

I first discovered this sense of wholeness in the writings of C.S. Lewis. Everything he writes comes for a single, consistent point-of-view. I don’t mean to say that he presents only one point-of-view, for he doesn’t. In this way he’s like a good book or music reviewer, who reviews both works he likes and works he doesn’t like, and applies a single standard to them. You might or might not agree with his standard, but that he has one is what makes him a reliable guide. One can read the Narnia books, or the “Space Trilogy” or The Screwtape Letters, or The Great Divorce or Mere Christianity or The Abolition of Man of An Experiment in Criticism or The Discarded Image and find in them different regions of a single map.

Lewis is not the only writer to display intellectual integrity—indeed, I’d hardly presume to present any kind of authoritative list. However, I’ve recently realized the J.R.R. Tolkien is another. It’s harder to see in his work, because he is primarily a writer of stories, and moreover one who hated to let his underlying ideas show. The bones of the Mountain are essential to its shape, but it is their nature to be hidden. Nevertheless, it’s Tolkien’s integrity that gives his world its unity and enchantment.

It’s important for me to remember that just because I do not see the integrity in a writer’s work, that doesn’t mean he has none. Integrity can be hidden; and if the writer’s mental map is sufficiently different from my own I might not see his integrity even when it’s in plain sight.

What prompted me to write this post was the discovery of yet another author in whom I find this kind of integrity: Peter Kreeft. Unlike Tolkien, who wrote mostly fiction, and unlike Lewis, who wrote fiction and non-fiction in more-or-less equal amounts, Kreeft writes mostly philosophy and theology. And—what joy!—not only do all his works flow from the same source, and display a single map, it appears to be the same map, ultimately, as those of Lewis and Tolkien. Even better, Kreeft’s life work appears to be the demonstration of how his map relates to those of the great thinkers of yore, and especially to Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Thomas Aquinas, and Jesus Christ.

In Tolkien, the map is largely hidden. In Lewis it’s in full display…but Lewis’ goal was to teach by making the old and dry new and exciting, and so, although his thought was firmly rooted in the Western tradition, he doesn’t generally trace the leaves and flowers back to their roots. Kreeft, on the other hand, does—and as such he’s a guide to the thought of the ages.

Tolkien blessed my imagination; Lewis blessed my mind. Kreeft is showing me where to go next. Peace and long-life to him!

Catholicism and Fundamentalism, by Karl Keating

This is another old book I’ve recently read, though, unlike The Bones of St. Peter, it’s still in print. The author, Karl Keating, is a Catholic apologist, and the founder of Catholic Answers. His book was published in the late 1980’s, at a time when the word “fundamentalist” still meant something other than “people whose religious fervor makes me uncomfortable”. At that time there were self-identified fundamentalists who devoted themselves to “proving” that Catholicism consists mostly of un-Christian additions to the simple message of the New Testament. Keating’s goal as an apologist was to show that the common fundamentalist objections to Catholicism were unfounded.

The book is somewhat dated; most of the attacks on Catholicism I see these days are coming from other directions. But the basic facts about the history of the Faith haven’t changed, and from that point of view I found the book to be very interesting.

The Bones of St. Peter, by John Evangelist Walsh

This is a book about archaelogical work done deep under St. Peter’s Basilica in Rome during the 1940’s, ’50’s, and 60’s. Tradition had it that the basilica had been built over a Roman cemetery, and that St. Peter himself was buried deep under the high altar, but no one really knew for sure. In 1968, Pope Paul VI announced that the saint’s remains had been found; and the tale of how they were found and identified, and of the excavations in general, is fascinating.

The book might be hard to find; it was published in the early ’80’s, and is long out of print. Amazon has copies ranging from $50 to $75; I found it in a local used bookstore for $7.50 (woo-hoo!).

Any Sufficiently Advance Technology….

…really is indistinguishable from magic. As Mike Flynn says,

In the Middle Ages, “magic” meant employing some nature of a material body to achieve an effect without knowing the nature that achieved it. Thus, chewing willow bark would relieve a headache somehow. It was the “somehow” that made it magic. Had they known the nature of willow bark and how it influenced bodily humours, it would not have been magic. The causes would have been “manifest” (apparent) rather than “occult” (hidden). This was quite different from sorcery, although there is obvious scope for both quacks and superstition when the natures are occult. [Superstition is when the effect is falsely ascribed to the nature of the matter, such as might happen from a spurious correlation or post hoc, propter hoc reasoning.] Since then, of course, the terms “magic” and “occult” have taken on the odor of “unnatural” or “supernatural” rather than merely “unknown nature.”

The Medievals were familiar with Clarke’s Third Law. Who knew?

(H/T Mark Shea)