You wanted to know what G.K. Chesterton would sound like if he were Yoda, didn’t you? Sure you did.
The View from the Foothills
A tiny principality in the Commonwealth of Letters
You wanted to know what G.K. Chesterton would sound like if he were Yoda, didn’t you? Sure you did.
The View from the Foothills 
You will of course recognize the following quote from H.P. Yodacraft:
“Good god, Manton, but it, what was, hmm? Those scars – like that was it, hmm?” .
And too dazed to exult, was I WHEN he whispered back a thing I had half expected – .
“No – it was that way at all not. Everywhere, it was everywhere – gelatin – slime yet, shapes, had it, of horror beyond all memory a thousand shapes. Eyes, there were – and a blemish. The pit, it was – the maelstrom – the ultimate abomination. Carter, the unnamable, was it! Yes, hmmm.
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