Dating Gollum

Found at Mirabilis, the Lord of the Rings dating guide:.

  • Eating raw fish is no longer a sign of a sophisticated date. (That said, you have to admit the Atkins plan is working for Gollum.)
  • When overused, terms of endearment such as “precious” lose their meaning;

1 thought on “Dating Gollum

  1. The road trip advice is solid, I can attest, making four 16-hour treks to Tennessee a year with my spouse.

    If you can be trapped for that long in a car with each other and arrive at your destination still on good terms, the odds are definitely in your favor.

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