Traditionally on Halloween we pack up the kids and go
over to my oldest boy’s best friend’s house and go trick-or-treating with
them in their neighborhood where they have little amenities like street
lights. This year was no exception, but thanks to a lingering cold I
declined to follow the crew about the streets. Instead, I and Dave’s
best friend’s dad (who is also named Dave, and who is also getting over a
lingering cold) spent a pleasant evening sitting in front of the fire and
chatting. Colds to the side, it turned out to be quite a nice time.
Monthly Archives: October 2002
Ex Libris Delayed
Ex Libris Reviews
will likely be a day or so late this month; I usually put it together
over the weekend, and what with Halloween and with the 1st of November
falling on a Friday, and travelling at the beginning of the week and
this and that and the other thing, things are moving slowly chez
Duquette. I’ll try to have it out by Saturday evening.
Breaking the Maya Code, by Michael D. Coe
This book is a popular survey of Mayan archaeology, with the decipherment
of Mayan writing being the uniting theme. The topic may sound dry, but
the book isn’t–because it’s really the story of people. It’s the tale
of the Mayans themselves, of course, but even more of the wide and varied
cast of characters who have studied them over the last five-hundred years.
And unlike the decipherment of Egyptian hieroglyphics, which was
accomplished (with the help of the Rosetta Stone) by the great
Champollion in two busy years, the decipherment of the Mayan script took
many strange turns and odd directions courtesy of the many strange and
odd people who have studied it.
It’s a surprisingly engaging tale–this is my second time through it, in
fact. I learned quite a bit about the Mayans, dispelling quite a few
myths, but also about language and writing systems in general (by the
end, our alphabet alphabet seems a thing of wonder).
It’s also something of a cautionary tale about trends in academia. The
Old Guard in Mayan Archaeology had decided that Mayan script was
“ideographic”, that is, that each glyph corresponded to a particular
idea, rather than to any particular word. The same has often been said
of Egyptian writing, and Chinese as well, and it turns out that it’s
hogwash. Every writing system known encodes spoken language, and every
writing system known has a phonetic component. In Mayan script, for
example, a jaguar’s head might be used to mean “jaguar”, but it might be
used purely for the sound of the word “jaguar” as part of another word.
If we wrote English the way the Mayans wrote their language, we might use
a glyph that looked like a cat to mean “cat”, but also as the first sound
in “catapult”, “cattle”, “category”, and so forth.
This has been known to be true for Egyptian, for example, since the
mid-nineteenth century; the Old Guard’s ideas were 50 years out of date
even at the beginning of this century. And although the first successful
phonetic decipherment of Mayan script was done in 1952, it was thirty
years before that small beginning was able to blossom and bear
fruit–largely because the staunchest member of the Old Guard was dead
by then.
Anyway, it’s a cool book. There’s a second edition out, with more
pictures than I’ve got in mine; I should probably find a copy.
I’m Back
Well, I’m back from yet another trip to Goldstone Deep Space
Communications Complex, the pride of the Mojave Desert. This time I
stayed at the Landmark Inn in beautiful downtown Ft. Irwin. That’s
Ft. Irwin the military base. It was a nice place to spend the night (the
shower took no liberties), but
I felt a little odd surrounded by hundreds of fit, athletic young folks
in camouflage, especially as I am by no means fit, athletic, or (by
comparison) young. Anyway, posts will resume as usual now that I’m back.
The Tide of Victory, by Eric Flint and David Drake
This is the fifth book of Flint and Drake’s “Belisarius” series, now
finally available in softcover; I reviewed its four predecessors last
fall. For those who’ve joined us since then, it’s an alternate history
series with a fun but goofy premise. Evil people from the far future
have sent an artificially-intelligent computer called “Link” to Earth in
the days of Byzantine Emperor Justinian I and his highly-competent general
Belisarius. Link’s goal, naturally, is to so adjust Earth’s history that
its creators ultimately end up on top of the kind of world they like.
Pursuant to this, Link has caused the founding of the Malwa Empire in
India. The goal of the Malwa empire, naturally, is to take over the
world in the most brutal and inhuman way possible, all under the
guidance of Link. This is a series with White Hats and Black Hats, and
the Black Hats (with the exception of a few misguided souls who
eventually come ’round) are very Black indeed. It’s not enough for them
to have evil ends; they must have despicable means as well.
On the other side you’ve got General Belisarius and his happy, jovial
crew of soldiers of all kinds. Belisarius is accompanied by another
visitor from the far future, the crystalline entity called “Aide”.
Unlike the inhuman, emotionless machine-entity Link, Aide is funny,
sarcastic, and caring by turns–but Aide is equally determined to see
Link fail. Naturally, both Link and Aide give advanced technology and
tactical tips to their teams. The difference is, of course, that fascist
Link wishes to control the flow of information whereas Aide is happy to
give Belisarius and his followers anything they can possibly use.
Unsurprisingly, competence, good humor, and the free flow of ideas is
going to triumph over evil totalitarianism, and this is book in which we
begin to see it happen. Like it’s predecessors, it’s a rollicking good
time; the good guys beat the bad guys six ways from Sunday, the villains
get theirs in suitably ironic fashion, and so on and so forth–though
there are some surprises.
There will be at least one more book in the series, in which Link and the
Malwa Empire will presumably be destroyed; it’s to be called
The Dance of Time.
If this sounds like anything you’d enjoy reading, I think you’ll enjoy it
quite a bit. I did.
The Pedant Errant: Beauty and the Beast
As everyone with
children already knows, Disney has just released Beauty and the
Beast on DVD. My kids had never seen it, and as it truly was the
great musical (animated or otherwise) of its day Jane nabbed a copy the
next time she visited Costco. We watched it over a couple of nights,
breaking just after the stunning “Be Our Guest” sequence, and a good time
was had by all. It was better than I remembered, and actually deserves
most of the hoopla.
But then I got to thinking–it’s a chronic problem I have–that the story
as presented simply doesn’t make sense. I’ll grant you the basic
premise: the prince is an arrogant, inhospitable, bad-tempered swine; he
refuses shelter to an ugly old woman; the woman turns out to be a
beautiful enchantress and casts a spell on him, making his poor character
manifest to all. I’ll even buy the time limit on breaking the spell,
though it serves no real purpose but to add suspense.
So we’re expected to believe that a prince–a son of the King
of France–is turned into a loathsome beast (the members of his
household being turned into useful household objects) and nobody in the
wider world notices? OK, so the castle’s enchantment includes a spell of
forgetting on the surrounding countryside…you’d still think his mother
the Queen would notice when he didn’t come home for Christmas. A Prince
of the Blood Royal would be one of the leading citizens of France, and
his disappearance would leave an unmistakeable chasm in the political
landscape.
Well…perhaps this is France way back in the Dark Ages. The prince’s
father isn’t really the King of France; he’s just a minor king of a small
region. Well and good–but the setting is clearly post-Renaissance. We
can tell that from the vast quantities of printed books alone, if the
architecture of the Beast’s castle wasn’t a dead giveaway. And then,
Belle’s father’s inventions bring it to the verge of the industrial
revolution. So this isn’t a tale of the Dark Ages; this is a tale of the
days when France was already a major European power.
After that, the incongruities keep piling up.
This is France; how come the only ones with French accents are Lumiere
and his girlfriend the feather duster?
And what are Cogsworth and Mrs. Potts doing in the prince’s
service? Unlike anyone else in the movie they are clearly English in name
as well as accent. England was, more often than not, the enemy in this
period of history.
Where’s the rest of the prince’s household–his secretary, his courtiers,
his sycophants and hangers-on, and, for that matter, where are his
guards?
When the ugly witch came, what was the prince doing answering his own
door? He had servants for that.
Where does all the food come from? Are the villagers still making
deliveries? If so, they aren’t admitting it.
Once the spell is broken, what is the prince going to use for candlesticks,
teapots, wardrobes, clocks, and feather dusters?
Belle’s father strays into the castle environs by accident on his way to
the Fair. How come nobody else from the village was going?
Belle visits the village bookseller. He’s got a sizeable shop with lots
of books. Who buys them? It’s a very small town; Belle is considered
unusual because she’s a woman who reads; the men seem to spend all their
time in the tavern swilling beer with Gaston. How come the bookseller
hasn’t gone out of business?
And then consider Gaston, the mighty hunter, he who uses antlers in all
of his decorating–where on earth is he finding the deer? We’re well
into the period in history where any deer in France would be dwelling in
the Royal Woods, protected by the Royal Gamekeepers, to be hunted only by
the Royal Monarch and his friends and family. Gaston is awfully
well-respected in the village for a poacher, especially as the prominent
display of antlers all over the tavern might be enough to bring the
King’s wrath down on the entire town.
Aha! Now we’re getting somewhere. Clearly the Beast–the Prince that
was–is out of favor with his father the King. He’s been banished to a
castle in a remote part of France where he can dwell in moderate comfort
with a minimum of staff. The greater part of French society has
endeavoured to forget him entirely; consequently, his rebirth as a Beast
goes unremarked. The local villagers notice, of course, and being canny
peasants immediately determine to make the best of it. With the Beast in
seclusion, there’s nothing to prevent them from taking to themselves as
many of the local Royal perquisites as they can grab, the King’s Deer
chief among them.
The result is peace and prosperity–wealth, even–for
the village. This is evident from the hustle and bustle in the opening
scenes of the movie, but even more so from the lack of children. I don’t
recall seeing a single person under marriageable age in the entire flick
except for Mrs. Potts’ kid Chip. And of course it’s well known that
family size is correlated with wealth.
So the villagers are all perfectly familiar with the terms of the
enchantment. So no wonder they call Belle’s father crazy when he talks
about the Beast–Belle and her father are newcomers, and are outside the
Conspiracy of Silence that protects the village’s prosperity.
This in turn explains Gaston’s determination to marry a girl who clearly
detests him–she’s the only young woman in the village who might see
beyond the Beast’s exterior and so break the spell. Once married, she’s
no longer a candidate (another incongruity! This is France, after all).
And then, when it becomes clear that the secret is out, Gaston and the
villagers seek to solve the problem by killing the Beast once and for all.
It doesn’t work, of course; Gaston falls to his death, the other
villagers are driven away by the Useful Household Items, Belle announces
her love, and the Beast changes back into a (not particularly
handsome–didja see the size of his nose?) Prince. Belle weds the
Prince, and they live happily ever after.
By themselves, in a castle in a remote part of France, forbidden ever to
return to Paris. It’s a good thing Belle likes to read, that’s all I can
say.
Fall From Grace, by L.R. Wright
For some reason that I haven’t quite discovered none of the Large Chain
Bookstores carry books by this author. Even Small Independent Bookstores
don’t stock her work unless they have a used section. A pity, because she
writes award winning mysteries that are excellent for suspense without
all the guts and gore you find in a great many of what is on the shelves
these days. I don’t like guts and gore. Plus, I’ve read 5 or 6 of her
mysteries now and she hasn’t repeated a plot. Usually after that many,
the mediocre start getting repetitious.
Fall From Grace centers on the relationships of 5 people who went to
high school together way back when. The Good Looking Bad Boy, Bobby
Ransome, is back in Sechelt after doing a stint in prison. And for some
reason, the school nerd and photographer, Stephen Grayson, who hasn’t
shown his face in Sechelt since leaving right after high school, has
decided to come back to visit his elderly widowed mother. And then there
is Annabelle, Wanda and poor frustrated Warren, who are just trying to
live their lives with messed up relationships and none too hot marriages.
So when Staff Sergeant Karl Alberg finally gets his girlfriend,
Cassandra, on a boat to go sailing for a day, it seriously interrupts his
romantic visions to find Stephen Grayson lying at the bottom of cliff
with all the signs that he has been pushed and a whole crew of people who
could have done it.
This is one of those mysteries where you know who did it but you can’t
figure out why. The pleasure from reading it comes from watching Alberg
work his way thru all the leads and clues. And with this one, the
solution is delightfully ambiguous. Did he or didn’t he?
Pigs Have Wings, and Summer Lightning, by P.G. Wodehouse
In high school, years and years ago, a friend of mine read Wodehouse and,
on her recommendation, I read a couple Bertie and Jeeves stories. They
were ok, I guess. I don’t remember much more than that. Then a couple
years ago our local PBS station ran or reran the Bertie and Jeeves
stories with Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie and I loved them, especially
Stephen Fry as Jeeves. So when I started reading Will’s reviews, bells
went off and whistles whistled in the back of my head but I never got
around to buying any of them. Then last summer, I was looking for
Virginia Woolf in the used bookstore and found Wodehouse instead so I
bought a couple. But I never got around to reading them. So last week, I
was browsing the shelves in my sewing room where all my books are stashed
and I found the books I bought and read one. And then I read another. And
then I went to the Large Chain Bookstore and bought a bunch more. Which
is to say, I am hooked. Thanks, Will.
Anyway, I started with Pigs Have Wings, a Blandings story
published in
1952. The Blandings stories have at their center Blandings Castle and
it’s owner the slightly dim Lord Emsworth. And the center of his world is
the Empress of Blandings, his beloved pig, whom in this story he is
fattening up to win the prize at the local Fair for largest pig. And then
there is Sir Galahad Threepwood, his old but rakish brother, and Beach,
his port-drinking butler. His competition at the Fair is his grossly
overweight neighbor, Sir Gregory Parsloe-Parsloe and his pig, The Queen
of Matchingham. And he employs Lord Emsworth’s former “pig man,” George
Cyril Wellbeloved, who smells of, um, pig and has a mighty taste for beer.
There are love stories, deceptions, mistaken identities, pig thefts and
general rushing about in the two seater that fill in the plot of the
novel. Summer Lightning, published in 1929, is essentially the same
with different girls and a few other characters. In fact, whole passages
are repeated at the beginning of the book, which gave me a weird sense of
deja vu. I suppose Wodehouse thought it worked well one time, why not
repeat it again.
The first thing I noticed is the language. His puns are merciless. I
spent much of the time reading and chuckling out loud, to my husband’s
annoyance. Sir Galahad Threepwood has some of the funniest lines I have
read in a long, long time. And the descriptions of the way characters
move or look is priceless. I thought about underlining them so I could go
back and find them later. About half way thru the Pigs have Wings, I
realized that Wodehouse had woven a pretty complicated web of
interconnection between the characters that he then was peeling back one
by one in the final pages of the story. You know the ending will be
happy, you just don’t quite know how he is going to do it.
I can’t wait to read Bertie and Jeeves.
Flesh and Blood, by Jonathan Kellerman
I normally eschew suspense thrillers for the more traditional mystery but
every once in a while I will pick one up. I read Patricia Cornwell’s Kay
Scarpetta series whenever I can find a new one in paperback. And I read
Faye Kellerman’s Decker/Lazarus series. But that’s about it because they
tend to have too much gore and violence for my taste. However, Faye
Kellerman is married to Jonathan Kellerman and his books are everywhere
so I thought I’d pick one up and give it a go. It was just what I
expected.
Alex Delaware, the “hero,” is a former child psychologist who is now
working as a consultant in LA on police and custody cases. He works
primarily with Milo, a gay homicide detective. His live-in love is Robin
who builds and rebuilds expensive string instruments for a living. She
has issues with his police work centering on his knack for getting
himself into tight situations involving guns. Oh, and he has a mastiff
named Spike. Alex has a visit from a former, failed therapy patient, a
young hooker named Lauren, who then turns up dead a few days later, shot
in the head and dumped in a dumpster. Alex feels all sorts of guilt and
angst over not doing more to help the child she was years ago and his
investigation goes from there.
The book kept my attention. The plot twists were unpredictable and kind
of interesting. His characters were certainly realistic. Kellerman kept
Milo, the gay detective, real and didn’t stereotype him too badly. But
beyond that, it was just ok. I remembered why I don’t much care for
suspense thrillers and got it out of my system for a few months. Too much
gore and violence. Too many graphic descriptions that I don’t need in my
head.
Shaggy No More
In case anybody was worrying about it, I did indeed get in to see
the barber on Tuesday. People no longer say “Scooby-dooby-doo” as a
walk by.